~TEH ÜBER POWERPLATN~

Defend it. Built it.                                                 

                                                      Repair it. ÜBER IT!

So yeah, it's like, me and Binky again, me being Biddy. After about I think around a year and a half we finally made another one of these. Because Toikkanen like sucks now, and Über is like the biggest idiot ever. Here we show our love to him, because like, Über is unique. His stupidity is unique, and we, like, me and like, Binky, are going to like make major fun of him in here. We do it all the time on MSN, but now it's time to share it with the world... or uhm, internet at least.

-Biddy

"
WAS THAT A PUSSY MONSTER
A TENTICAL PUSSY MONSTER SADKJFHAKSDFASJDFKASDF
"

TABLES OF CONENTS

news!@uubsie
The Interview
Everything about
Porn titles
Best Macro ever
Bob
Zero Hour
Uber's Diry
Soveryhappy
The Uber Song
Brazil
Uber in Real Life
Thomas the Tank Engine
Thrax x Tao Yaoi Fanfic
Cold Fusion and its Control Rods
Awesome ZH Pic
Grievous Chick
Huge Quote: Installing Renegade
The Uber Dictionary

 

news!@uubsie

January se 11th, - Biddy again
Uber wrote a whole new version of his fanfic. Check it out.

January se 10th, - Biddy
Sup again, I like fixed the table of contents, and fixed like some more crap. Also the background is like red now, makes fonts easier to read. yeah.

January se 10th, - Biddy
Like on this day we started working on this site, but like we had it all planned 2 days ago and stuff. Yeah. This is about all the content on the page so I'll update as soon as I like did more sdgasd

 

INTERVIEW WITH THE ONE AND
ONLY ÜBER NOOBER, IT'S REAL
I SWEAR

Biddy: so like hi uber, we're going to interview you and put it on teh uber powerplatn
Über: shut up
B: so how are you doing?
Ü: K><<m<smnf
B: that's like pretty amazing and stuff
Ü: i know
B: what's the last thing you did?
Ü: watching an anim with faggots cocks duck and drill penisses
B: awesome, you must've enjoyed that a lot
Ü: *PENIS
Ü: None when suine up?
B: huh? I'm so supposed to ask the questions >:O
Ü: bob ross

 

"
BUT THE NORMAL SOILDER GUN DOES NOTHING TO THE CONTROL PAN
"
 

EVERYTHING ABOUT ÜBER N00BER
So like, who is Über n00ber?
 Uber is like some idiot from brazil who gat accidently transfered to the states because he fell like asleep in like a cargo truck. And now he's stuck there forever watching anime and playing games.

Who are we?
Like, Binky and Biddy, avarice and greed. We took advantage of the Uber, and ignored like weed.
We're specialized in mockin the stupid, spreading fear and doubt.
And if you don't pay your rent, we uhm throw you out.
So yeah we now work for the state apparently.

Why do you maek site abou Uber?
Because we take advantage of him, and are specialized in mocking him. He eventually called us mocking birds stuck on his shoulder that shit a lot, but due to MFGG's filters, it was said we "****" a lot. No further comments.

Does Uber like you two making fun of him like this?
We do it like everyday fufufu

How can we like contact Uber?
You can not, duh

Then how can we contact you?
You can not, duh

Can I ask more questions?
You can not, duh

Why not?
<;3D

Why didn't Uber make this site?
Because it's like a FANsite, and he's probably too stupid to do so.

PORN TITLES
While me and like Binky like, invited Uber to our amazing convo, often funny things were said that could make excellent porn movie titles. So here is a list of the titles we made up.

But before you check them out, a quote:

"
Biddy says:
the first line with 5 words or more uber says in the next convo we invite him to,will be porn title 13
Biddy says:
k?
Binky says:
so basically it will be "lol hi *penis heppenedes Fai"
Binky says:
yes
Binky says:
sdgasd

ANSWER: there 394573 miles atay in a shit hole in brazil
"

1: Fuck me and Binky
2: Fuck yess
3. Mmmmmmm you ass ;O;
4. Pornon
5. Typing with Mario
6. Let's play fuck together
7. Clockwork bum
8. We could always rape ourselves
9. We could always rape eachother
10. Nosebleed as Lube
11. I have no pen to do it with
12. 7:00AM your ass
13. 394573 miles away in some shithole in Brazil
14. I'm hitting my cock on the table - that shiet really turns me on
15. Fork up ass twenty years ago.

Amazing isn't it.

 

THE BEST MACRO EVER
Obviously by Uber

 

AND NOW
GUNDAM!

BOB

So like, Ubers MSN display name is "Bob". he put that as his first name when signing up his hotmail account. Sadly enough, uber is too stupid to find out how to change his display name, and has had the displayname "Bob" for half a year. His real name is Christoper by the way, Christoper AHAHRHRNZznz. Now allowed to put it here, government issues and shit.

So yeah. Eventually, we started calling him Bob Ross. Because Bob Ross is like a win Bob. Not because he was an amazing artist, but because like best hair ever. So here some information about Bob ross.

Bob Ross (October 29, 1942 – July 4, 1995) was an American painter and television presenter. He was born in Daytona Beach, Florida, and spent a 20-year career with the U.S. Air Force in medical records, stationed mostly in Alaska, before his painting career and television program made him famous worldwide. He died in 1995 of lymphoma. He had a son, Steve Ross, who occasionally appeared on the show and filled in for his father. He claimed during a later season that Steve "painted the best mountains in the industry."

 

townse fuckign sucks at thinking of unit types
((actual uber quote))

SO. Obviously we dragged uber into zero hour, some pretty fucking winner game and like yeah. He like always played as General Townes, or, General Towns according to him. The "Lazer" General. Because lazers make superiour weapons.
so here is a picture of general towns, lazer general of the USA in zero hour

Obviously this general sucks, for being ugly and like American. Because the USA isl ike the worst fraction in the game. But that doesn't matter, because it's only Uber playing as him. So yeah. Me and Binky had had zhex for like a year, but we got like bored of it. So we invited uber, and from that day on, we had zhreesome. Nowadays we play renegade together, which I stole this layout from.

But yeah, uber obviously sucked at the game. We eventually helped him improve his skills. Ingame he was supposed to like do waht we said, but it obviously concluded to hilarious situations, such as uber builting his powerplatn <_>

"
i built a powerplatn <_>
"

 

UBER'S DIRY
[renegade day 1]

hi diry, im uber.

today i log on MSN and bidy is saying "instal ren lole" i has no idea what renis. penis >_>. so i start a random torrent, lucklily it was Renegadd. it was pretty fast for my connection, wireless btw D;.

But i thought it was corrupted or something, becaus I got only two filles, and none of them an ex.xxe. But Boiniky and budy are alquas so helpful also faggy, so they told me to "Go download daemon tools you fucking asshole, haven't you ever fucking pirated anything before you retarded fucker?" I think stuff like that really help me improve my intellect.

I downloaded Daemon whatevers, but like Binky said I shud put number of drivves to forehundred. But I saw only up to 4 drives. I think maybe my daemons broke. but liek binky tell me i a fucking moron and said to se to 4. and then i mount the renefile.

so i did and pparently man hadda present for me. they told me abiut somting called rengaurd, but i needed not because this renegade not renegaurd I not stupid u kno?

Bunky is gave me a cdkei wen de one pirate ddidnt work. so i instal, but it didn worked, but prntly i was suppsd to instal renguard to. so now it was instalsd. not tis took me 3 houes. but notwastd hors. it were best three hourse ever.

also we playd ren fun gaem I rhhink i got 2 points.

[day 2]

diry im sti ren.

[Day3]

today i funr out i havve two mokking bried that **** a lot on my sholeds. one is bink tand teh otehs bidy.

they are lick rice and grease or somethinf. my mom says not fun to make of a retard like me. but tehy do nayrway. i laugh to.

also today i saw YOUR moms. COKCS DUCK

[day 4]

today played genralz with bb biddu binkr lolll. i plad twoens he best genral. but i logs out because biddy cheats he has overtank lords 30000 of them and I has only the 3 dozers I buitl at start of game. and everyone attakcs me at start. so i logs out.

My takirts are best.

1. build 4 dozers.
2. build 3 barrks
4. build supli yard
9. biult 4 helocoters
15. builded 5 powerplatns in same plae so binky can easly destory wit buggies
3. everyone attakcs me at one
74. leave or die
1. bitch

[Day 5]

Binky went for eresasl dthis tis mey gfaults suuuuuuuu :dddd becaksue enedsss tyou i anm the saunannnedns and not toke toy toy u r t d for you can keep the palnets memory aloive only you only yuoo sex with the planet and necro pehpeboality

[Day 6]

Today i playd with my tomy de tank engien wooden sets. I like them very much. toomy teh rank genide goes chuu chuu my motehr says. i also wrote romy teh tanengie fanfucktion today. I want tommy to drive in my tunnel.

[Day 7]

hidry stil ubber.

today im going to tel u al somting very importnat about teh meening of lief.
*User: Uber has disconnected.*

 

SOVERYHAPPY

Uber is like a big fan of soveryhappy. SVH is like the best smiley ever created, but it was obviously disliked by certain furfags and retards but uber couldn't care less.

Uber's character, which is obviously a SVH. Also apparently has an Ü on his forehead, like the Indianesean hindi's.

Now for some stupid pictures.

k.

 

THE UBER SONG
 

Download. It's fucking worth it.


Attention!
I enjoy penis!
BUT WHAT DID YOU ANT ME TO PUT IN THERE
Penis
god
fag
WHAT MOTHER?
FILL IT WITH IMAGE
and this is what happeneds
BUT THE NORMAL SOILDER GUN DOES NOTHING TO THE CONTROL PAN


YOU MEANTHE ONE WHERE YOU SUCK COCKS
because you must do a lot of ball dropping in that
I have those movies on casset.
fetgot hes on
your drunk log ogff
PENIS SEX
HE GOT A NEW DOG
NO MINE AVATARS
AND RAPED HER DEAD BODY

HARVESTER SEX STILL IN THE AVY EH?
thats what she said
disco rifelmen?
that look like something otu of an air gear fandub
I still hat e hata kids
<_> i built a powerplatn
im sti ren

I only ise AIM and MSN and maybe GOOGLE
SPAM THE FUCKING TOPIC ASS
IS DIFF THEN MY INE ONE IN THE COMMENT
your sarring me


You two are like two mocking birds that sit on my shoulders and **** at lot
*fade-out*

 

 
 BRAZIL
 

Brazil, officially the Federative Republic of Brazil (Portuguese: Brasil or República Federativa do Brasil, listen (help·info)[1]), is the largest and most populous country in South America; and the fifth largest in the world in both area and population. Spanning a vast area between central South America and the Atlantic Ocean, it is the easternmost country of America and borders every other South American country other than Ecuador and Chile (viz. Uruguay, Argentina, Paraguay, Bolivia, Peru, Colombia, Venezuela, Guyana, Suriname and the French department of French Guiana).

Brazil was colonized by Portugal and it is the only Portuguese-speaking country in the Americas. It is a multiracial country with a population composed of European, Amerindian, African and Asian elements. The country's Roman Catholic population is the single largest of any country in the world.

ALSO~!
Brazil cheated in the FIFA world cup 2006.

 

UBER IN REAL LIFE

"
[21:08:47] Bob: I'M IN YER IM'S TALKING WHILE ER IDLE
[21:08:47] Bob: I'M IN YER IM'S TALKING WHILE ER IDLE
[21:08:47] Bob: I'M IN YER IM'S TALKING WHILE ER IDLE
[21:08:48] Bob: I'M IN YER IM'S TALKING WHILE ER IDLE
[21:08:48] Bob: I'M IN YER IM'S TALKING WHILE ER IDLE
[21:08:48] Bob: I'M IN YER IM'S TALKING WHILE ER IDLE
[21:08:48] Bob: I'M IN YER IM'S TALKING WHILE ER IDLE
[21:08:48] Bob: I'M IN YER IM'S TALKING WHILE ER IDLE
[21:08:49] Bob: I'M IN YER IM'S TALKING WHILE ER IDLE
[21:08:53] Bob: I'M IN YER IM'S TALKING WHILE ER IDLE
"


THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE


Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends is a children's television series about the engines and other characters working on the railways of the Island of Sodor, and is based on The Railway Series of books written by Rev. W. Awdry.
Obviously Uber is a big fan of these series, and has a wooden tank engine toy which he plays with all day long. So if you ever wonder why that fool is idle, away, or just not online, he's playing with it. And yes, he takes it wit him to class, and yes, he walks with it on the line like one walks to dog.

 

DR. THRAX X TSING SHI TAO YAOI FANFIC

Dr Thrax and General Tao are like characters/fractions from like zero hour, and uber wrote quite a lot of stories about their love for eachother.
because apparently uber loves writing about this, and wrote over 10 different versions already. We have requested him to write one last full version of it to be put here. And here it is~

AS TAO AND THRAX BOTH STARED EACH OTHER DOWN, THEY WATCHED AS THEIR UNITS COLLIDED WITH ONE ANOTHER. THEY WERE SENT FLYING INTO EACHOTHERS ARMS. THE GENERAL GENTLY BRUSHED THE MIGHTY TURBEN ON THRAXES HEAD. HE THEN CREID OUT TO TAO “WELCOME GENEREEEEL~. PLEASE~ LOOK ALL YOU WISH!“. TAO GENTLY DEPLOYED HIS SCOUTS AND VIGEROUSLY FELT HIM UP AND DOWN. AS THE SOUTS REACHED THE BASE OF THRAXS THEY WERE WIPED AWAY BY HIS TUNNEL NETWORK AND VERY LARG STINGER SITE. TAO WAS LEFT IN SHEER SHOCK AT THE DEFENSIVE STRATAGY OF THE MIGHTY THRAX AND HOW BIG AND WIDE IT BECAME IN A MATTER OF SECONDS BECAUSE BINKY DOESN’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO BUT TURTLE FOR THE ENTIRE WHOLE DAMN GAME WHOOPS DID I SAY THAT. TAO WAS FORCED TO LAUNCH A DEADLY ATTACK HEAD ON AT HIS STINGER SITES. AS TAO FORCEFULY CARRESTS HIS DEFENSIVE LINE UP AND DOWN, HE SENDS IN HIS OVERLOARDS TO BLOW OFF THE ENEMIES DEFENCES BECAUSE BIDDY CAN’T BUILD ANYTHING ELSE AND HAS THE STREINGTH OF 32987432 TAMKS VS. A GROUP OF FIVE WHILE HE SLOWLY PICKS AWAY AT ME AND BINKY BY ****ING JUST STARING AT OUR BASE. TAO THEN DID A HORRIFYING MANUVER AND LAUNCHED HIS EMC TANKS AT THE STINGER SITES CAUSING THRAXS TO OVERFLOW TAOS COMMAND CENTER WITH A SUICIDAL BOMBARDMENT OF TOXINIS WHITE TERRORISTS AND BOMB TRUCKS. THRAXS WAS QUICK TO COUNTER AND HELD TAO DOWN AT HIS BASE WITH HIS CONSTANT SLAP-TO-THE-FACE OF BUGGY ATTACKS. WITH EVERY BLOW THE BUGGY LET LOOSE A SPRINKLE OF THEIR LIQUIDS OF ROCKETS ON THE FACE OF TAOS COMMAND CENTER. TAO EVENTUALY CAUGHT THRAXS OFF GUARD. HE SAID, “I… AM… BIG…” AND VIGEROUSLY ASSAULTED HIM WITH A BARRAGE OF NUKE TANKS ALL OFER THE BACK SIDE OF THRAXSes BASE. THRAXS WHISPERED OH SO DILIGENTLY INTO TAO,”OH GENEREL, DON’T THINK I CAN SEE YOUR SPYS FLYING OVER MY BASE, PLEASE LOOK ALL YOU WISH” AS TAO SENT HIS BLACK LOTUS SMEARING AWAY ALONG HIS BACK ENTRANCE. TAO THEN COMMENCED HIS HELIX TO HOVER OVER HIS CHEST AND SCREEMED, “MAKE ROOM FOR THE NUKLEAR BOMB” AS HE UNLEASHED HIS NUKE ALL OVER HIS CHEST WITH MUCH FORCE. TAO THEN PRECEDED TO RAM HIS TROOP CRAWLERS UP THRAXES REAR ENTRANCE AND ASSAULTED IN AND OUT WITH A GATALING GUN LOADS OF PUNISHMENTS AS HE KEPT HIS CYLINDERS OILED BEFORE A BATTLE. THE PEOPLES ARMY WAS SO MUCH FORCE WHEN HE KICKED IT INTO HIGH GEAR TO HIS BACK THAT HE BEGAN TO BREAEKE AS THEY ENTERED HIS BACK COMMAND CENTER. THIS IS WHEN TAO LAUNCHED HIS MIGS DEAP INTO THE REAR BASE AND MADE A BURNING SENSATION AGANST THRAXES SIDES OF HIS REAR BASE FROM THERE MIG STRIKE TOOKEN OFF FROM THEIR GIGANTIC AIRBASE. HIS DRAGON TANK WAS STARTING TO GET VERY HOT IN HERE AND PROSEDED TO LET LOOSE THE JUICE. AND, AS THE JUICES WERE SLOWLY COMING OUT, HE BEGAN A THRUST OF ONE MORE HEAVE WITH HIS INFERNO CANNONS NEAR THE HEAD AND BACK TO THE READ. HE COULDN’T HOLD IT ANYMORE AND,“THE LIGHT, ITS BEAUTIFUL~ CAN YOU NOT SEEEE ITTT GENERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!~~” HE SAID AS HE FIRED HIS LARG NUKE STRAIGHT INTO THE REAR DOORWAY AND EXPLODED ALL OVER HIS SUPPLY LINES LIKE SPANKING VIGEROUSLY ON HIS PREASIOUSE TWO SUPPLY STASHES AND SAID “CRUSH THEM”AS HE SLOWLY FELT THE REMAINDER OF THE STASH AND DESTROYED IT. THRAX HOWEVER DID A STEATH ATTACK OF HIS OWN AND SEND HIS FUIURIOUS SCUD STORM OUT THE BACK ENTRANCE ALL OVER TAOS NUKELEAR SILO GETTING THE BROWN LIDUID EVERYWHERE. AS OF THEN THRAX TOOK CONTROL AND CONTINUED TO OVERTAKE THEM by spreading his scud storm sliding down HIS BACK AS THE UNITS CRUMBLED FROM THE FOARMING BAD SMELL AND HOT LUMPS OF BROWN GATHERING NEAR THEM. THRAX TOOK THIS OPERTUNITY TO COUNTER ATTACK TAO TIRED AND LIMP AND SNEAK ATTACK HIM FROM HIS REAR BASE DEFENCE AND SENDING HIS JARMENKELL AT ONCE THROUGH THE TUNNELS. “OH GENERAL, YOU’LL CUUUUME FOR THE TOXINS, BUT YOU’LL STAY… BECAUSE YOUR DEAD! AEIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!” HE SAID AS HE LAUNCH HIS SCUD LAUNCHERS DRIZZILY DOWN TAOS SIDES OF HIS BASE. THEN HE BEGAN TOOK HIS ONE PATH TO FREEDOM ON TAOS REAR GUARD AS HE VICIOUSLY GOT DEAPER AND DEAPER INTO THE DEFENCIVE LINE WITH THE TOXIC TRACTORS. ALLALALALALALLALAA! BUT TAO HAD NOT FORGOTEN HIS LEAD UNDERWEAR SO THRAX THEN CALLED FORTH ANOTHER SCUD STORM RIGHT ON THE HEAD OF HIS BASE COMMAND CENTER. THRAX SCREEAMED, “AEEEIIIIIIIII~~~~~~~”. TAO GAVE OUT A SLIGHT MOAN TO THIS DEVELPMENT AS THEY BOTH FELL FAINT FROM THE OVERJOYMENT. ON THE LAST MOMENTS THRAXS WHISPERED INTO TAOS EARS CUDDLED DEAPLY WITHIN HIM, “THANK YOU FOR THE NEW SHOES.”

 

Cold Fusion and its Control Rods

 

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IBUILTAPOWERPLATN<_>

 

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AWESOME ZH PIC

"
And I gots more score then you
"

GRIEVOUS CHICK

GRIEVOUS CHICK!

has represented Uber for a long time. It's been in his display for like ever, and some people actually started believing Uber looks like that in real life. It actually wouldn't be impossible, knowing Uber. But nonetheless, this is the most ridiculous shop ever and we laugh at it everytime we see it sdgas

 

 

Let's examine it a bit closer

laughing sdgasd

 

THE INSTALLATION OF COMMAND AND CONQUER: RENEGADE
As you have read earlier in the DIRY, Uber wasted 3 hours installing Renegade, some think this is utter bullshit, so here I quote the whole damn conversation we had, while Uber was installing it. I don't know if you'll read it, probably not, but I'm laughing my ass off right now.

"
Click here. The quote was too long. >_>
"

 

The Uber Dictionary
So yeah it's like this, Uber is also fucking dyslexic. In fact, he's so dyslexic he can't answer yes to the question "Über are you dyslexic?".
Understanding him can be pretty hard sometimes. That's what I have made this little dictionary with useful words and phrases.

Happeneds - Happens. The most common of his typos. Something usually happeneds when he leaves the PPP for 5 minutes. I'd take a guess it's mainly the PPP becoming 400% smarter.

Sarring - Scaring.

Ine - In.

hat e hata - Hate. Über hates kids.

moter - Mother. Über killed his mother and raped her dead body. Very unlikely seeing as how he enjoys penis.

here - Her.

her - Here.

bidy im sti ren - Biddy I am still playing Renegade.

disco rifelmen that look like something otu of an air gear fandub - The new Binky and Biddy Characters.

BUT THE NORMAL SOILDER GUN DOES NOTHING TO THE CONTROL PAN - No fucking idea.

fetgot hes on - Informing Biddy that I am now on.

<_> i built a powerplatn - Über has against all odds built a powerplant. This is considered his biggest achivement since he installed Renegade in less than three hours (2 hours and 55 Minutes. Personal Best)

your drunk log ogff - You're drunk (Acting stupider than Über), log off.

BUT WHAT DID YOU ANT ME TO PUT IN THERE - Believe it or not. It's about a website form of sorts.

FILL IT WITH IMAGE - Possible answer to above question?

Hope this will help you browse this amazing page and understand the world of a severly fucked up kid better.

This page was not meant to be offending Uber.

Thank you for your visit.

-Biddy and Binky

Shoutouts to: Uber himself, because he is Uber. George Bush, because he rules, the States, that is. Also happens to be as stupid as Uber. And Westwood again, because it can only be generals that made us this mad.
 

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